Just Jie Yang now.

Dear Housewives, maids, and eateries,

Have you been facing problems washing your dishes with your ordinary detergent?

No fear! Mama Lemon is here!

Together with the newest technologies from Lion Corp, I present to you, fresh off the shelves, bought by my hardworking and dilligent mom, MAMA ROYAL.

Joining the war in fighting tough grease, ugly curry stains and hard-to-remove grime, Mama ROYAL sets to make your cutlery shine after just one wash, easing your household chores and will leave you stunned. Something like your reaction after you watch Mr. Muscle and Easy Off Bang! advertisments on TV.

However, I am joining this dirty war.

Presenting to you….

The cheaper, better alternative, this newest product from Jie Yang Industries, made with 90% detergent and 10% REAL water, this dilute detergent is easy on the hands and tough on your enemies. It promises to clean out those filth and scum in your life, and also make your life shine. Get rid of backstabbers, slackers, and other losers with one wash! It’s as easy as A-B-C!

Get your bottle of Jie Yang [Poor Thing] at all leading departmental stores for a mere $█ today!

When the game of life turns dirty, wash it.

This advertisment is just for fun. No offence was meant really intentionally!

OMG! Victor and Xiao Tian told me about the probability of new line of Ipods coming out on 5 September, but I was like, it’s gonna be so damn expensive. Guess what happenned, when Sherwyn send me the sms, telling me he can get me an Ipod, 80 gig, for 390 bucks.

Yup. Stunned. Told my brother to go to apple.com immediately, and I saw the new range of Ipods as the front page. Damn beautiful, it’s like the moment the webpage loaded finish (split seconds), the word “Creative Zen” was deleted from my mind too. Love is indeed fickle.

A picture speaks a thousand words, so let the following pictures do the talking.

I love it. 80 gig, my dear. The present Ipod has 80 gig, but for an exhorbitant price of like 600+ bucks. This one comes with 160 gig too, but that is 570 bucks, and there’s no way I have enough money for such a cool babe.

Of course, stealing the limelight was the other two new designs to the family of Ipods, which is a pretty novel design, as compared to the Ipod Classic.

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Yup. You get what I mean. Ipod Nano is like thrashing Creative’s Zen V Plus, no offense here, but I would rather spend that bit more (or even less) and get the Ipod Nano. Kawaii~

And of course, the Iphone impersonater, Ipod Touch. 3.5 inch touch screen, I’ll go mad if you buy it for me. Too bad, it only has maximum 16 gig of memory. 30 and 60 gig, and this hottie would be a hit.

Okay, JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NINTENDO WII PLEASE. PLEASE. I’M BEGGING YOU.

And of course, another yell of promoting my own competition entry, but please vote for me.

http://yesterday.sg/detail/are_you_really_my_brother

Thanks