Just Jie Yang now.

“Unrequited love is love that is not reciprocated, even though reciprocation is usually deeply desired. This can lead to feelings such as depression, low self-esteem, anxiety, and mood swings such as swift changes between depression and euphoria. A notable form of unrequited love is self-inflicted masochistic infatuation.”

Heehee. I think that’s one Zhong Ning is going through now. After the lovable girl was said by Bing Xiang to be making out in the Band Room with a band guy named Jason. Making out, yo. I was actually wondering how was that even possible. Our school is like totally unprivate. You do something, everyone is bound to know. Thank god I have learnt the art of hiding, so hello? Let me teach you a few rules before you want to do something you don’t want anyone, anyone, to know.

1. Never do something that is so likely to be you. Duh. Self-explanatory.

2. If you are doing something that is likely to be you, find/forge a good cover. Eg. you want to snog someone, but you are unbelievably hideous. So don’t do it somewhere where others will find out lah. Cmon, Singapore is not that small. I’m sure if you can think of the Band Room, you can think of the Handicapped Toilet.

3. Believe in your cover. But don’t be reckless. Alas, to lie, to deceive, believe you are doing it/ did it. It works. Your brain tunes to the lie, you forget whatever you did, and nothing that you did will ever be revealed. And please, if you are freaking despo, please don’t snog someone then say “she’s so ugly, who wants to snog her?” No one will believe. Cos you’ll snog Norbit.

4. Calculate risk. Is it worth taking the risk? Haha, always do this before hand. Trust me, if you know the guy is a judo exponent, and will go for your neck, heh, then you better be a good liar and hider.

5. Finally, know when to stop the game. Don’t ever let your guard down. You know that such an indecent act is bound to last in someone’s mind, so please, be on the constant frame of mind, ready to lie. Get ready a worthy scapegoat that trusts you, will repeat whatever you say, and unlikely to be smart enough to find out you’re lying to him too.

Yup, this is just the main rules of the game. Live by it. I may be lying about it though ^.^

Anyway, I truly wish everyone not to be overly-obsessed by a girl. Or a boy (if you’re a girl or a gay). Some stuff ain’t worth it, and most won’t work according to plan.

Remember Murphy’s Law? Trust me. It’s true. I got A for my final year innovation project. Trust me, that wasn’t in the plan.

And I must say I’m a good concealer of feelings. I may laugh a lot. Can you tell which is the true laughter and which is the fake one?

Anyway, this is Darling Daryl Leong. He has this wonderfully comical face when he sings or laughs. Kinda infectious.

Love is a many splendid thing – Moulin Rouge