Just Jie Yang now.

In the recent light of oral and anal sex being legal in Singapore, I would like to highlight the fact that perhaps, Singaporeans are not ready for this privilege (even though if they do it, no one will know). Take a look at what caught my eye when I was reading Mind Your Body by the Straits Times yesterday.

I’ve calculated some scenarios where this kind of ignorance can possibly happen in a country where advertisments propagating safe sex, the use of condoms and the usage of instruments to chart when one is fertile, are actually everywhere.

1. Her nephew scammed her. Their petting were done erm, clothes on, but clothes on hands too, thus causing some of the stuff that came out to may have gone in.
2. She doesn’t trust her nephew. I would think her nephew assured her that pregnancy would not occur, she thought it was better to waste the time of a gynaecologist.
3. Her nephew is dumb, causing her to be affected by his sheer stupidity.

Anyway, I think the nephew should be placed with a condom at all times.

The fact that he can be so easily aroused makes me feel scared. Young people, tsk, so horny.

He should take biology lessons too. Rat dissection can be a wonderful educating experience.

So please, keep your seminal fluid to yourself, and educate your brain with rich knowledge that can be obtained from any brochure or inside a condom packaging. It won’t hurt, especially when you know it can happen without any real sex.