Archive for September 18th, 2007
Mama Lemon’s NEW COMPETITOR!
Dear Housewives, maids, and eateries,
Have you been facing problems washing your dishes with your ordinary detergent?
No fear! Mama Lemon is here!
Together with the newest technologies from Lion Corp, I present to you, fresh off the shelves, bought by my hardworking and dilligent mom, MAMA ROYAL.
Joining the war in fighting tough grease, ugly curry stains and hard-to-remove grime, Mama ROYAL sets to make your cutlery shine after just one wash, easing your household chores and will leave you stunned. Something like your reaction after you watch Mr. Muscle and Easy Off Bang! advertisments on TV.
However, I am joining this dirty war.
Presenting to you….
The cheaper, better alternative, this newest product from Jie Yang Industries, made with 90% detergent and 10% REAL water, this dilute detergent is easy on the hands and tough on your enemies. It promises to clean out those filth and scum in your life, and also make your life shine. Get rid of backstabbers, slackers, and other losers with one wash! It’s as easy as A-B-C!
Get your bottle of Jie Yang [Poor Thing] at all leading departmental stores for a mere $█ today!
When the game of life turns dirty, wash it.
