Just Jie Yang now.

Davin’s Dad wants me to add a little advertisment on my blog to advertise for his dad’s services, but I can’t customize this darn site until I get my own domain, so I’m writing just a short post for Mr Derek Wang’s Designing Solutions.

I wish I had the products he was designing for. But for a noob at Photoshop like me, this design is like totally cool. I normally grab pics off deviantart and try to reorganize them, it’s never really original, but I tell you, if I could design like that, maybe I can be Victor’s competitor. Maybe Mr Derek Wang could teach me how. xD

Here’s another sample of his adverts.

Mr Derek Wang is a one man team, so you can tell him the specific details you want. You’ll be satisfied. Davin can assure you that.

So what are you waiting for? If you need someone to help you design your namecards, book covers, or POSTERS, drop him an email at wangder@singnet.com.sg for quotations TODAY!

This was an advert for Derek Wang, by jieyang.wordpress.com. Want to advertise on my site for $2? Send me an email at jieyangthenoob@hotmail.com today!

Ok. I know this is like totally lame, but I am pretty desperate for cash, and this is my money making scheme.

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1. EESIP Scholarship. Repays every single cent I paid to the school for giving me a glorious education. That amounts to erm, 2944 bucks I think. And every single cent goes to somewhere. Hopefully my bank account.
2. All Rounder Student Award. Although the odds are stacked against me, I clinch this award, and 1000 bucks will be mine.
3. SGCool Blogging Competition. Sell the Wii, get 450-550 bucks.
4. This Writing Competition. Win first, get 500 bucks in cash, and two speakers, can sell for 150 bucks.
5. Savings in my piggy bank. Actually more of a box. 500 bucks I think.

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Total: 5500 dollars.

Cool eh? I’m losing my mind over it, and I’m going full force on the mugging spree, cause like the first 2 depend on my grades. I am gonna get all A1s, and laugh at all the losers who cheat every test and yet get shit results.

Ok, that seems wrong.

Anyway, I’m supposed to promote Project Thin’s Competition, which has a really cool logo. (You can tell I’m crapping right?) I think the logo

Anyway, if you’re interested, all you have to do is write about your experience as an anorexic girl, you can pretend to be one, you can be one, or you can be an ex, I doubt the team really cares, just make sure you write a touching story that can make Jianrui, Khang Wen, Jin Yao and Dominic cry, and I think the top prize will be yours. Just don’t write so well, so that I can win, instead of you. Haha.

Take a look at their competition poster.

Yeah. You get the idea. If you’re interested in the boys themselves, you can go http://projectthin.com and find out how intellectual they are.